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Ever been lost for words abroad? When you want to get your point across abroad there's only one way to do it: by swearing your ar•e off! Impress the world with a stream of multi-lingual profanity from this nifty pocket book.

My mate was selling a television cheap because the volume was broken. I couldn't turn it down. What's black and white and bad all over? These jokes! Groaning with silly gags, classic crap wisecracks, naff knock-knocks, poor puns and lame one-liners, this book will make you cry until you laugh.

What did the poo say to the fart? You blow me away! Full to the brim with obscene one-liners, gross-out gags and smutty shenanigans, this book should be your number one – and number two – choice for lav-based laughs.

Swearing is an art form, and with this handy collection of obscenities you can be the Picasso of profanity. Bursting with obnoxious insults and filthy names for unmentionable acts,'The Little Book of Rude Words'will leave you shocked and tickled by how creatively crude our language can be.

What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip-off! Filled with more filth than three-week old underwear, this little collection of obscene one-liners, smutty shenanigans and graphic gags will have you blushing like a freshly spanked bottom and sniggering like a naughty school kid.

Ever been lost for words abroad? When you want to get your point across abroad there's only one way to do it: by swearing your ar•e off! Impress the world with a stream of multi-lingual profanity from this nifty pocket book.

Whether you want to impress your friends with your London lingo, or simply to understand what the characters on EastEnders are talking about,'The Little Book of Cockney Rhyming Slang'is packed with all the words you'll ever need. It'll be perfect when you're on the dog and bone to your best china plates, or down the rub-a-dub with your trouble and strife.