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The comic strip "Dilbert," by Scott Adams is presented.

The comic strip "Dilbert," by Scott Adams is presented.

A cartoon titled "Dilbert," by Scott Adams is presented.

AS YOU RECOMMENDED, I CANCELLED THE SOFTWARE UPGRADE PROJECT. THAT'S THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT I RECOMMENDED. YOU ONLY HEAR WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR. YES, I DO LOOK THINNER. [...]

I'M WRITING A BOOK THAT DEBUNKS THE EFFECTIVENESS OF BUSINESS CONSULTANTS. BUT COMMON SENSE WOULD SAY THAT YOU'RE BEING A CONSULTANT YOURSELF, SO YOUR OPINION IS LOGICALLY FLAWED. ONLY PEOPLE [...]

HOW'S THE CODING COMING ALONG? NO PROBLEM UNLESS ... ... SOME MORON TRIES TO STANDARDIZE ON A NEW PROGRAMMING METHODOLOGY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PROJECT. WHAT IF IT'S ME [...]

WALLY, I ASKED YOU TO HELP ALICE ON HER PROJECT BUT ALL YOU DID WAS TELL HER TO WORK HARDER. YOU CAN'T JUST TELL SOMEONE TO WORK HARDER AND EXPECT [...]

Caption: OUR BREAKTHROUGH CAME WHEN WE DISTRIBUTED THE PROCESSOR LOAD. IT'S ABOUT TIME THAT YOU TOOK MY ADVICE! HALLELUJAH! GOOD FOR YOU! IF LASER POINTERS WERE LIGHT SABERS, YOU'D BE [...]

YOU CAN SURVIVE THE NEXT ROUND OF LAYOFFS BY SACRIFICING A CO-WORKER. YOU MUST MAKE YOUR BOSS BELIEVE THAT SOMEONE IS A WORSE EMPLOYEE THAN YOU. TED, LET ME EXPLAIN [...]

WE NEED TO DO MORE WITH LESS. I PROPOSE THAT WE WORK SMARTER WHILE BROADENING OUR FOCUS. WALLY, THAT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING. WELL, EXCUSE MY [...]

I'M PLEASED TO REPORT THAT I NO PROBLEMS THIS WEEK. I ONLY HAD ISSUES, OPPORTUNITIES, CHALLENGES AND VALUABLE LEARNING EXPERIENCES. DID YOU DO ANY WORK? IT DIDN'T SEEM [...]

ACCORDING TO THIS SURVEY THE COMPENSATION HERE IS 'COMPETITIVE.' COMPETITIVE MEANS NOT THE HIGHEST. SO WE COULD GET PAID MORE IF WE WORKED AT ANOTHER COMPANY? SHOULD WE CONTINUE WORKING [...]

DOGBERT AIRLINES I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR 35 HOURS. ARE YOU SURE MY FLIGHT EXISTS? ACCORDING TO MY COMPUTER YOUR FLIGHT IS DELAYED BY WEATHER. WHAT KIND OF WEATHER? OUR PLANES [...]

AS YOU KNOW, I'M THE ONLY EMPLOYEE WHO IS NOT EXCEEDING EXPECTATIONS. YOU SHOULD PUNISH THE OTHERS FOR UNSCRUPULOUSLY PADDING THEIR OBJECTIVES! THOSE LYING WEASELS!! CAN I GET A WHISTLE-BLOWER [...]

CASUAL DRESS DAY IS HURTING OUR PRODUCTIVITY. WE NEED TO CANCEL IT. IS IT POSSIBLE THAT OUR REAL PROBLEMS ARE CAUSED BY IRRATIONAL MANAGEMENT? NO, I THINK COMFORTABLE PANTS ARE [...]

Reports that cartoonist Scott Adams, creator of Dilbert, is no longer an integrated-services digital network (ISDN) engineer with Pacific Bell.

The comic strip "Dilbert" is presented about a supervisor who refuses to study a subordinate's technical recommendation.

The comic strip "Dilbert" is presented.