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Newspaper clipping of cartoon showing Theodore Roosevelt with a feather duster approaching Senator Thomas Collier Platt, covered with cobwebs. Cartoon refers to speculation that Roosevelt would vie for Platt's Senate position when he left the presidency.

A man with a slip of paper in his pocket that states "Senator-Elect from--" is stepping off a barrel labeled with a "$," and climbing through an open window to a building labeled "U.S. Senate." The door and the steps are covered with cobwebs from lack of use, and the steps are labeled "Patriotism, Statesmanship, Understanding, [and] Character." Title quote is taken from the King James Version of the Bible, John 10:1.

Print shows General Nelson A. Miles, oversized, sitting at a desk, holding in his left hand a book titled "How to Become President [by] Gen. Miles." Around him are many newspaper reporters and photographers, representing such newspapers as "The Yellow Yawp, Daily Whoop, The Scare, The Blow, Morning Bluff, Daily Slush [and] Staats Klatsch [with a reporter that looks like Oswald Ottendorfer]." On the wall in the background is a telephone labeled "To the Administration" that is covered with cobwebs.

Former Governor of Massachusetts, William L. Douglas, appears as a courtier, gesturing toward a woman labeled "Democratic Victory" on a bed "Asleep Since 1892," and asking Oscar W. Underwood, Woodrow Wilson, Champ Clark, and Judson Harmon which has "a better chance of waking her." Douglas holds a shield with the message "Record: Tariff reform Democrat. Elected Governor of Massachusetts by 35,995 when Roosevelt carried that state against Parker by 92,076." A lady-in-waiting, the Democratic donkey, has fallen asleep at the foot of the bed. The room is filled with cobwebs labeled "Defeat in 1896, Defeat in 1900, Defeat in 1904, [and] Defeat in 1908," and is becoming overgrown with tree roots.

Travelers rush past the cobwebbed ramp to a ship that claims to take five days to New York and board a ship that only takes four and a half days to New York.

Nelson W. Aldrich appears as a large spider on a cobweb labeled "Senate Committee Room" spread between the U.S. Capitol and a "Standard Oil" tower, on which several flies labeled "Anti-Trust Bill, Free Alcohol Bill, House Bill, Philippine Tariff Bill, [and] Legislation Needed" have landed. comments and context

Uncle Sam, as a sleeping Swiss guard of the "Public Funds," is being overtaken by trees and cobwebs. Two dogs are also asleep at his feet. A building on the right labeled "Public Funds" is being overgrown by a tree labeled "Corruption" with spreading limbs labeled "National, State, [and] City." A snake labeled "Lobbyism" hangs from the branches, and rats flee with coins from its coffers. Two spiders labeled "Graft" and "Bossism" ply the webs, a tree on the left is labeled "Ring Rule," and an alligator labeled "Greed" prowls the foreground among tree roots labeled "Dead Conscience." In the background, a vulture labeled "Monopoly" keeps an eye on a candlelight vigil by a person labeled "Dead Letter Laws" for a female figure labeled "Honesty." The candle glows with "Hope." comments and context

William Jennings Bryan is a large spider labeled "Free Silver" with three flies labeled "White, Schurz, [and] Godkin" caught in his web labeled "16 to 1," "Anti-expansion," "Chicago Platform," and "Bryanism." comments and context

President Roosevelt thanks C. A. H. McCauley for the "curious sea spider web" and the "mat and pickle forks" that will come.

President Roosevelt's head is on a spider's body that sits near the center of a web with the United States Capitol building. Off to the left in the Washington Monument and a democratic donkey fly that says, "You haven't got me yet!" The "G. O. P." elephant fly is close to the center and says, "I give up!!" Caption: Washington is laid out like a cart wheel, or it is a spider's web? comments and context