Microscopic polyangiitis (MPA) is an autoimmune small-vessel vasculitis often positive for perinuclear anti-neutrophil cytoplasmic antibody (p-ANCA), or anti-myeloperoxidase (MPO), that classically affects the lungs, kidneys, and skin. Several atypical presentations of MPA involving other organs have also been reported in the literature. We report a unique case of a patient who presented with rare presentations of MPA: hearing and vision loss, dysphagia, renal dysfunction. Despite the atypical nature of her symptoms, her p-ANCA serology was positive and kidney biopsy was consistent with MPA. Regardless of the bizarre nature of a patient's symptoms, we highlight the importance of considering MPA as a differential diagnosis in the setting of positive p-ANCA serology., Competing Interests: The authors have declared that no competing interests exist., (Copyright © 2021, Badia et al.)