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Focuses on the political developments around the world. Victory of Bill Clinton as the U.S. President in the current presidential elections; Opinion of economist Adam Smith that Scotland could produce excellent wines by growing grapes under glass; Observation that Russian President Boris Yeltsin's government recently released documents that reveal lies perpetrated by its Communist predecessors; Investigation of seventy members of the Italian parliament, for taking bribes.

Presents a fictitious letter from former President Bill Clinton to the College of Cardinals at Saint Peter's Basilica in Rome, Italy, in which Clinton suggests they elect him as the next Pope. Description of Clinton as dynamic, popular, and compassionate towards the people of Third World countries; Statement that Clinton is not a Roman Catholic; Issue of Clinton's marriage.