When Coleridge left England for the Mediterranean in April, 1804, he had a long list of reasons to go, and they were all personal: poor health, a tiresome wife, a love affair with a woman without hope of consummation, and failed "genial spirits." There was little chance that the Mediterranean could have cured any of these, even his health. As Thomas Beddoes had warned, the last thing Coleridge needed was a hot, humid climate. True enough, Coleridge came back in August, 1806, in worse shape than when he left: tired, unhappy, undecided and addicted (Dorothy Wordsworth was absolutely shocked). And yet only three years later in The Friend, Coleridge declared to his unsuspecting readers that "the fifteen months from May 1804, to October 1805 [were], in many respects, the most memorable and instructive period of my life" (II 253, I 533). (1) These were, of course, the months spent in the service of the Civil Commissioner of Malta, Sir Alexander Ball, first as under-secretary then as acting public secretary. In the latter case, Coleridge was, lest we forget, second in command of the principal British protectorate in the Mediterranean after Gibraltar, a post that came with a big desk, plenty of paper work and considerable responsibilities none of which Coleridge particularly enjoyed. What was it then about being in the civil service that led Coleridge to call it "the most memorable and instructive period of my life"? It has been a long time since critics have considered this question. Donald Sultana, who wrote the book on the subject, Coleridge in Malta and Italy (1969), accumulated a vast amount of historical detail relating both to Coleridge's daily activities and to the movements of armies, navies and public policy in the period. For this reason the book is indispensable. But in the picture of Coleridge mismanaging himself and his affairs for two disastrous years, there is no doubt where the author's judgment lies; this is a slacker, a well-spoken and well-meaning but little deserving recipient of patronage who wasted opportunities rather than capitalized on them. Malta was a failure. Like much high-minded moral criticism of Coleridge in this Hazlittian-Arnoldian-Levisite vein, it is not that far from the truth. Wordsworth could find visionary dreariness in a desolate landscape but Coleridge was simply depressed by it, and Malta, as he repeatedly complained, was very hot and very dreary. Coleridge felt stranded on a lonely British outpost, writing ministry reports he only half believed in, tiring of his small-minded compatriots and the superstitious locals, toiling around Maltese villages on horseback with Ball by day while drowning his love for Sara Hutchinson in increasing amounts of Opium by night. Tedious tasks were a welcome distraction from his ills, but indolence was hard to fight and sometimes he simply let it get the upper hand. But if Malta was no annus mirabilis, it was hardly inconsequential for Coleridge's career in the way Sultana sometimes implies. Many have described the spiritual isolation Coleridge experienced in Malta and how this, along with the newly emergent anti-Catholic prejudice, led to a reorientation of his religious commitment, the first step toward "Spiritual Religion." In Kathleen Coburn's 1960 account--and the notebooks mostly bear this out--Coleridge was a keen observer of nature and an erudite confidant of the Civil Commission, clever in matters of state and personal psychology. Elinor Shaffer (1989), and Edorado Zuccato (1996), have shown how important the Mediterranean sojourn was for Coleridge's ideas of art, art criticism, metrics and Renaissance philosophy. All those restless nights spent reading Italian would pay huge dividends when it came to defending his poetics in the Essays on the Principles of Genial Criticism and in Biographia Literaria. But what about all those days, though, spent at work in the palace of the Knights of St. John? What were the dividends of these? …