The Perfect Squelch.

The article presents a humorous story about a wealthy man who enjoys to look up into his old college classmates to compare his success with his classmates. He visited one of his friend who was an art collector. After he saw the possession of his classmate, he described in details his own possessions. As he was about to depart, he accidentally broke a vase and apologized and attempted to pay the piece. His friend told him not to worry since the piece could be obtainde from the Metropolitan Museum.