Call me a surrender monkey, but I (heart) the New York Post.

This article presents the author's admiration for the "The New York Post" newspaper run by Rupert Murdoch who is about to buy "The Wall Street Journal" amid criticism that he will ruin the financial newspaper. The author lists the reasons he loves New York City's "Post" as edited by Col Allen. The mischief within the paper and its headlines such as "Air More Stinky, Kids Less Thinky," amuse the author and make him reach for the paper everyday.