I don't know about ewe, but I'm off to the baa.

The article offers the author's humorous account of primary school education in Great Britain, which has offered professionals a fast track to teacher certification and principalship. He relates aspects of a fictional team problem-solving game called the Shepherd and the Sheep in which the shepherd leads the sheep into a pen for slaughter to the country's fast track to educational leadership. The author notes the difference between education before and after fast track.