Easier Sung Than Purchased: Partridge, Etc.

On the first day of Christmas, your true love gives you a partridge in a pear tree. That's what the old English carol says, anyway. But just try pulling that off in New York City. First, you need a true love, and this is a city filled with many lonely people. Let's not even go there. Better to stick to the material objects. [ABSTRACT FROM PUBLISHER]