They sacked the manager by email, the captain walked out at half-time --and they're completely pointless: that's Northamptonshire semi-pro outfit, Woodford United, who have given up on promotion and instead decided to give a youth a chance ... a chance to get spanked every week, that is

'You spend a decade of your life at a football club and you get an email one September morning saying you've been let go. I was flabbergasted.' The words of [...]