Chinese Spies Hacking Trump's Phone, Asking Him If His Refrigerator's Running

(https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe31af024-dec3-4969-ad03-839173b15a64_640x480.jpeg) 'Xi, baby, you know I love you.' Imagine the kind of gag-inducing content you could find on Donald Trump's phone. Searches for skin bronzer. Up-skirt shots of every attractive [...]