This article focuses on Oskar Kokoschka, a doll painter and modernist artist. When Alma Mahler, Kokoschka's lover married another man, in response, he commissioned the creation of a life-size doll to match Mahler's exact proportions. Kokoschka provoked rumor and scandal as he escorted his doll to the opera, held parties in its honor, and hired a maid to dress and service it. The doll met its unnatural demise when one of Kokoschka's parties got out of hand. Police questioned Kokoschka in the morning about a murder; a beheaded and bloody body was reportedly seen outside his home. Evidently it was the naked, wine-splattered doll, which had somehow lost its head during the revelries of the previous evening. This was the story that Kokoschka and his critics, both then and now, loved to tell. Indeed, much less discussed than the doll episode are the three portraits Kokoschka painted of the doll, and their connection to it. The first, Woman in Blue, 1919, is still considered Kokoschka's masterpiece of this period, though it is seldom analyzed in detail; and the two latter, Painter with Doll, 1920-2 1, and At the Easel, 1922, are among Kokoschka's numerous self-portraits, and rarely noted by critics.